{"id":1216,"date":"2014-03-01T18:13:28","date_gmt":"2014-03-01T17:13:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/?p=1216"},"modified":"2014-03-05T18:23:25","modified_gmt":"2014-03-05T17:23:25","slug":"la-3g-a-porto-de-moz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/?p=1216","title":{"rendered":"La 3G \u00e0 Porto de Moz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>11 heures sur l&rsquo;ocre amazonien jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 Porto de Moz. Jean-Pierre maintenant<br \/>\nen solitaire traverse le fleuve de berge en berge au gr\u00e9 de ses siestes.<\/p>\n<p>Nous sommes accueillis  par un grain gigantesque que nous saluons dignement<br \/>\nde nos serpilli\u00e8res. Mais comme en Bretagne, les ciels \u00e9puis\u00e9s d&rsquo;orage<br \/>\nlaissent rapidement place aux embrasements de couleur.<\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/IMG_5616.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/IMG_5616-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_5616\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-1225\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/DSCN1704.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/DSCN1704-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"DSCN1704\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-1223\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/IMG_5604.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/IMG_5604-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_5604\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-1224\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>Nouvelle r\u00e9ception organis\u00e9e par la municipalit\u00e9 en l&rsquo;honneur de l&rsquo;escadre<br \/>\nqui commence \u00e0 prendre go\u00fbt \u00e0 ces c\u00e9r\u00e9monies. On nous promet la 3G, \u00e9gar\u00e9e<br \/>\ndepuis La Rochelle, plus pr\u00e9cis\u00e9ment la \u00ab genera\u00e7ao activa \u00bb.<br \/>\nNous nous sommes m\u00e9pris. En guise de r\u00e9seau cellulaire, il s&rsquo;agit d&rsquo;une<br \/>\nprestation du club de danse de l&rsquo;association du 3\u00e8me \u00e2ge de la ville.<br \/>\nNos vaillants vieillards, tous v\u00eatus de costumes traditionnels aussi mit\u00e9s<br \/>\nque mythiques, sont manifestement dop\u00e9s aux anti-inflammatoires : ils ne<br \/>\nquitteront pas la sc\u00e8ne avant longtemps.<br \/>\nVaillants mais aussi entreprenants \u00e0 en croire nos dames qui font \u00e9tat de<br \/>\ndanses un peu c\u00e2lines. La petite vieille aux \u00ab ray ban \u00bb avec son dentier<br \/>\nclinquant, d\u00e9sesp\u00e8re, en passant de l&rsquo;un \u00e0 l&rsquo;autre,  du manque d&rsquo;allant de<br \/>\nnos c\u00e9libataires.<br \/>\nD\u00e9fibrillateurs, passez votre chemin, Porto de Moz n&rsquo;est pas pour vous car<br \/>\nnos vieillards dansaient encore quand de retour au bateau, nous buvions<br \/>\nnotre tisane sous la moustiquaire.<\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/DSCN1673.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/DSCN1673-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"DSCN1673\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-1220\" srcset=\"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/DSCN1673-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/DSCN1673-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/DSCN1673.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/DSCN1677.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/DSCN1677-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"DSCN1677\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-1221\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/DSCN1699.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/DSCN1699-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"DSCN1699\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-1222\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>Entretemps, Philippe avait accompli des miracles avec son \u00e9lectronique<br \/>\n\u00e9lectrocut\u00e9e. Je crois qu&rsquo;il a pass\u00e9 le premier Horn du marin, celui de<br \/>\npouvoir tout r\u00e9parer sur son bateau.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>11 heures sur l&rsquo;ocre amazonien jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 Porto de Moz. Jean-Pierre maintenant en solitaire traverse le fleuve de berge en berge au gr\u00e9 de ses siestes. Nous sommes accueillis par un grain gigantesque que nous saluons dignement de nos serpilli\u00e8res. Mais &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/?p=1216\">Continuer la lecture <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[57,45,63],"class_list":["post-1216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe","tag-amazone","tag-brasil","tag-porto-de-moz"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Wp1j-jC","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1216"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1241,"href":"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1216\/revisions\/1241"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lazyjack.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}